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Monday, September 5, 2011
观影记63:ช็อคโกแลต (2008) / Chocolate / 女拳霸
OK, I am a feminist. I advocate sex equal. But to be honest, it is dull to see a female to perform Thai kungfu.
整部电影看下来,动作非常假,拳脚很无力,还是托尼・贾的功夫够真材实料。影片中最大的亮点就是四眼仔用街舞当功夫,另外就是大boss的血量实在是充足,挨了一刀后被狂揍N顿还能继续逃窜,当然他的头马也是非一般的小强。
以后还是不看女孩打泰拳了。。。
观影记62:Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
Sometimes you got screwed by believing that blockbuster is always a treat to your eyes. It does not. The fourth installment of this pirate story leads me to an ultimate boredom. OK, by saying boredom, I really mean it. The story line is lame, and the special effect is unimpressive. Mermaid is in itself a good thing to present in movie, but the movie presents this kind of creature badly.
I wonder, what you pirates are planning in the next installment, and whatever you got, it should best the fourth.
Friday, August 26, 2011
观影记61:十三人の刺客 (2010)
靠,老子要骂娘了,这部2个多小时的坑爹电影!豆瓣7.7分的电影却完全不符合我的观感。变态的杀戮,没有任何limbs的裸体女人,毫无特效的百人砍看得我直打呵欠,文戏又长又臭,好不容易等到开片竟然如此让人失望。这部电影奠定了我以后看日本电影的基调。。。要以super low的expectation去对待每一部日本武士道的电影。
Thursday, August 25, 2011
观影记60:Taken (2008)
一个超级老爸从美国飞到法国端了一个卖淫团伙,捅了一个黑帮,打了一个贪官,杀了一船保镖,然后安然无恙地和被绑架的女人回到美国。一切一切都用法国人的无能来撑托美国人的牛B。
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Life Should be Meaningful
Now I feel the excitement of having our own business. Yes, it is still in the red and also we lost lots of fortune in terms of opportunity cost. But let it be! We see hope and a profitable trend that is shaping our dream bit by bit. We are fully engaged and taste excitement every day upon hearing the sound of dingdong. And also we don't need to worry about the retirement thing, dump that behind altogether! I am sure we will grow to a small business in just a few years, and then, we will have what we have been dreaming about.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
观影记59:Shooter (2007)
看完就知道美国的大侠是如何炼成的,主角完美上演1 vs 几十,再自己暗地执法伸张正义警恶惩奸,我是否应该将主角与蝙蝠侠放到同一个类别?或者说,主角比蝙蝠侠更厉害,至少他不用搞一副很帅的行头掩人耳目。
Monday, August 22, 2011
观影记58:300 (2006)
Let's dine in the hell! 可惜不是蓝光啊!但也酣畅淋漓!这种热血的电影特别符合我这种热血青年,可惜没帅哥和美女,导致我老婆一晚在旁絮叨。没办法啊,我们的电影style真的是大缆都扯不到一起。。。也不管她絮叨了,下次有这样的片子我还是要看!
观影记56:G-Force (2009)
老婆大人说,要将自己的IQ降到小学水平,才能很好地观看这部电影。个人也感觉这部是迪士尼动画中的最弱一部了,可能是target低年龄层次的观众吧,不太适合我这个老男孩了,等我有孩子的时候再陪ta一起看吧。
Friday, August 19, 2011
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