I dedicate this article to all my team members who furnished me with success through their attitude, actions and behaviors.
Sorry to say that you missed something big and important if you had never come across the members of E-tailing team before. Stand corrected and humbly apologize for your unluckiness!
To keep you informed, here is a roundup of the E-tailing clan.
E-tailing team currently consists of a gang of smart boys and a smattering of volatile gals, and together peg the headcount at 11.
LJC is an art director advocating extremism, who resorts to approaches beyond the norm all the time. Though an extremist, he has always been the wind beneath my wings, and his support is unsurpassed, to say the least.
His mighty graphic skills enable him to capture and communicate all the website elements in a clear and memorable way. In fact, a majority of our company's websites are crafted by his wits, and I am telling you that he is a proven king of art. Do not doubt!
Ring, enthusiastic and dedicated to having the greatest number of visitors converted, acts as a usability specialist in our swarm. He is diligent and witty though sometimes out of function. One piece of info I need to post here is that he is a singleton and open to all hot chicks! Hurry up, Ladies! Snatch Ring as quickly as you can with your thumb and forefinger or a fat chance will just slip away from your watering mouth! (Am I promoting a human product? Yeah, bcuz I am a cyber marketer. 0_o)
Zoe, a guardian angel of E-tailing group, who attends to whatever is needed and wanted with the spirit of an angel. Zoe has an angel face but with a rotten soul. (Sorry, I shouldn't tell the truth here, should I rewrite it to "with a kind heart" or something else to spare myself a heavy thrashing? 0_o) She always brings to office some wacky stuff, one of her wacky toys was a Curse Baby that scared the pants off me when I first caught sight of the spooky plaything during working hours.
Hmmm, I almost forgot her signature red babushka, (a woman's head scarf) She wore it, she really wore it! And here comes with her pithy saying "practicality is more important than prettiness."
It is reportedly that she has some backdoor romance with a vegetable farmer. (Ring solely contributed to this grapevine.)
Henry is described as "a person of exceptional intelligence" or "a walking encyclopedia" within our group. He is always the first to beat any brain teaser. If you want to be creamed in any contest, Henry is just a Skype call away.
He has a mountain of movies storing in his supercomputer and also runs a small video rental business. If you find yourself bored, turn to Henry and he can definitely give you something sweet to light you up. (Got me? AV really does the trick!)
PS: According a dictionary from University of Cambridge, AV is officially defined as Animal Video.
Rounding up the first part of this article is me, Dennis, the supervisor of E-tailing tribe. Like building a castle in the air, I was catapulted, without an ounce of omen, into being a webmaster in 2007 for some misty reasons. Now one of my daily chores is to put foundations under the unsteady-going castle and to glorify it. (too metaphorical to understand? Spare me! This is my style.)
To be Continue
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